Keep Calm I'm a Freaking Ninja: Parents Just Don't Understand

       So the other day I was joking with my mom and said "don't get me mad, I have my gun" (aka, a water gun) so this is what followed:

Mom: Let me see that, is it really filled with water?

Me: Maybe, maybe not.

Mom: Let me see it.

Me: I can't, I have to use to defend the world, I am a freaking ninja after all.

(It wasn't really filled with water...but I still needed it...obviously)

                                             ~The Freaking Ninja