Pancakes, More Like Pa(i)n in the Cakes...

So for r ELS(Essential Living Skills) class, we had to make pancakes with r lab partners-mine r one of my good girl friends & the other is my "best friend" even though me & him don't get along a lot of the time....anyways, yesterday, my actual friend was gone & i was stuck with...him...baking...
Soo here's some of the stupid things the two of us did:
I forgot to beat the egg...& added water without beating it
He couldn't turn on the stove
I took so long putting chocolate chips in the pancakes in the pan, some of them burned
He put one pancake on the plate, picked it up & put it back in the pan
We didn't put enough flour in, so r pancakes came out like tiny flappy saucers
We argued over chocolate chips
We argued over cups
We argued over stupid syrup...& when we did, r teacher laughed at us & thought we were "hilarious", even though we were about to kill each other-literally.

But today he gave me chips, so we're best friends again..for now



                                            ~Aunt Jemima

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Donuts Make Me Sick

I ate a donut & now I'm sick...lol

Well I guess I should start at the beginning...

              A girl walks into Geometry (jk)-aka me-& my friend who sits near me, offered me the rest of her donut, so obviously thinking I had a good immune system I ate it. The next day, I got that weird tickle you get in your throat. And I ended up missing sports games, and school, so it's not all bad. But the worst part is, is that my other friend I gave a piece of my donut to, didn't even get the sniffles!
Where is the justice? Jk. Sorry guys, just my little rants about donuts...butt I still love 'em lol.


                                     ~Sick To My Donut 

P.S. Trying to update as much as possible, but I've been sick and busy, going to try to post more! Lol, woww I put soo many corny jokes in here, hope u guys still love me, lol. Thanks for still checking my blog even if I didn't update, oops, haha.

Let the Games Begin!

Friendship Tournaments have begun,

for me it's a time for friends, food, and boys

aka-the meaning of life

it's also a time for schools to compete against each other

but not the point,

hopefully r teams will dribble their way to victory,

Let the games begin!!!



                                                       ~On the Bleachers


P.S. Nothing else going on in my life, so I thought I'd give u guys a little poem to tell u about Friendship Tournaments, schools come here to compete against each other in basket ball....pretty cool(:
Sorry, been soo busy lately guys...Thanks for reading guys!!!

I Get You Bro

That awkward moment when someone's talking about something they did, & everyone else is just confused because they don't understand the real meaning of it, but u do. So u both look at each other like "I get u"

Lol, just happened today with my best guy friend and a broken seashell. I might tell u guys the whole story next week...



                                       ~I Get Teens




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